restaurant comedy

person1 to waiter....Hey can you bring me cheque and a togo box please.....
person2: so all u want is a checkbox :)

kaalpenn

person1: dei andha desi hero yaaru
person2: yeah adhu kaal penn
person 3: appa meedhi mukka pen enga da.....hehehe

birthday comedy

guest1: ennanga happy birth"day" nu podama happy birth nu pottu irukaanga.....
guest2: illa namma periyavara yaarumae idhu varaikum day'nu sonnadae illa...adhaan
birthday la kooda irundhu remove pannitaanga......

computer comedy

me:is laptop male or female.....?
makkal: thinking.....
makkal: teriyala sol da....
answer: male ofcourse......
makkal: eppadi ......
answer: adhan adhu melaiyae "on"(aan) nu pottu irukku illa...hehehehehe
makkal: o*** thu ....hehehehe

cap comedy

sambhar or rasam edhukku cap (thoppi) potta nalla irukkum.....
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ans: rasam daan. coz rasagulla romba nalla irukkum........
excersise problems: u guyz can try one with rasamalai.....aiyoo aiyoo....

wall clock comedy

why are wall clock's always kept in a elevated place ?
answer: ena keeya vecha adhu pakkathula nadakkum bodhu mullu kuthidum.....

hehehehehe.......

gaaliflower

i was at SP's place yesterday and was doing the usual vetti talk. felt hungry and wanted to eat and asked them enna side dish for rice. they said cauliflower, so i went to the kitchen all excited and found an empty vessel and told them ada paavingala idhu cauliflower illa gaaliflower. heheheeheeee.

move in comedy

this is something which happened when we (me and my roommate) were moving to a new apartment.

he said: dei innum one week'ku ella matterum kasta pattu theda vendi irukkum.

my suggestion: may be namma theda vendiya matter ellam ezhudhi vechukalam and then we will start searching them after a week. enna solra.....

hehehehehe.